Episode one: A weird maths sessionEdit
Nugget: Bye Mummy! I'm off to school!
Rocket dog: Bye my little warrior!
[ Beaker is putting on make up]
Beaker: Mummy, tell Nugget to wait longer!
Rocket dog: Nugget has gone to school honey
[ Beaker runs, lipstick all over her face]
[Meanwhile, Nugget is in his class]
Juno: I heared daddy is going to teach maths today
Nugget: No! Not daddy! He cheated on Mummy!
Juno: Well that's true, daddy did cheat on my mummy too
[ Wilson comes in crying]
Nugget: What's wrong with him?
Pickle: Mummy dumped daddy for Squeak
Nugget: Good old Sophie
Wilson: [Still sobbing] Alright class, today we are learning add Waahhhhhhhh! Sophie!
[Beaker comes in, lipstick still on her face, the class goes into chaos]
Nugget: I'm sorry I didn't wait for you, you were taking so long!
Beaker: Okay, I do take long,[ looks at Wilson crying] what's wrong with daddy?
Nugget: Sophie dumped him for Squeak, so we're not really going to have a lesson today
[The bell rings]
2. An even weirder english session part one[ A rude interruption]
[Nugget, Beaker, Juno, Flashman, Pickle and Chips were heading to english. They decided to go to the mall after school, as long as Beaker didn't take long to put on her make up]
[ Nugget and the others take their seats]
Beaker: I heared Squeak is taking english today
[Squeak comes in and begins to teach]
Squeak: A compound word is two words put together, like buttercup
[While Squeak still teaches, Wilson bursts in a sword from Flower's drama class in his paw]
Wilson: [pointing his sword at Squeak] YOU TOOK MY SOPHIE!!!!!! YOU"RE GONNA PAYYY!!!
[ To be continued]
3. An even weirder english session part two[ The fight for Sophie]
Wilson burst into english class and told Squeak he was going to pay for taking Sophie away from him.. What's gonna happen now?
Squeak: Oh, I'm going to pay, it's you that's gonna pay buddy![Takes a real sword from under his desk]
[Wilson's eyes widen]
Wilson: Where did you get that?
Squeak: [Realising what he got out] I don't know
[ The boys ditch the swords and fight like normal meerkats]
[All the students exit, except Nugget, who is hypnotised by the battle]
Nugget: Battleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [walks like a zombie to the battle, until Juno pulls him out]
Juno: [Slaps Nugget multiple times] Get out of your trance Nugget!
[ Nugget gets out of his trance]
Nugget: Thank you Juno. I'm better now
Chips: So what do we do now?
[Flashman sees his mother with another guy]
Flashman: Guys, look! Mummy is with another guy!
[ All the whiskers pups giggle, as Sophie and her new date go into class and see Wilson and Squeak stop fighting]
Wilson: Who's that?
Sophie: This is my new mate, Darky
Wilson and Squeak: New mate?
[Both males jump onto Darky and a three way fight goes on]
Pickle: Mummy, why do you change mates?
Sophie: I don't know baby, I don't know
[The bell rings]
4. A disfucntional music session[well, not to the boys]
[The whiskers pups have their last lesson for today, music]
Nugget: Who's teaching music today?
[Darky, Squeak and Wilson burst in fighting]
Wilson: Sophie is mine! She was and always will be mine!
Squeak: No she's mine!
Darky: You are both her pasts she's mine now!
[Zorro stumbles in, after fighting with Hannibal for Nikita, ironic ha?]
Zorro: You three! Get out!!!!!!!
[Wilson, Squeak and Darky go to fight elsewhere]
Zorro:Alright, before we get into music, we have a new student. Please welcome Savuka!
[The pups clap when Savuka comes in]
Zorro: Alright Savuka, chose an instrument along with the rest of you
[Beaker gets a violin and plays horribly]
[Nugget, Flashman, Chips, Juno and Savka cover their ears]
Savuka: Your sister is horrible at playing that
[They uncover their ears and decide to play the eletric guitars. Nugget pluges the guitars into the ammplifiers]
Nugget: Juno, are you ready?!
Juno: I'm ready!
Nugget: Flashman, are you ready?!
Flashman: I'm ready!
Nugget: Chips, are you ready?!
Nugget: Savuka, are you ready?!
Savuka: I'm ready!
Nugget: Alright, one, two, three, four!
[Like Beaker, who was horrible with the violin, the boys are horrible with the guitars and cause Hannibal's science room to explode]
Zorro: Yes! I can take Nikita back!
Pickle: You want Nikita back?
[The bell rings]
Chips: School's finished, yeah!
Nugget:Savuka, wanna come to the mall with us?
Savuka:Ooh, I'd like that!
5. Mall time!
[The whiskers pups were taking the bus for the mall]
Nugget:Yeah, it's mall time!
Savuka: What are we going to do first?
Beaker: How about going to Mcsnackers?
Juno: Ew! They have horrible millipede macs!
Pickle: How about we go to the salon!
Flashman:You can't be serious!
Chips:Let's go to coin save and get that cool new laser toy!
Nugget:No way! That's cheeesy! Let's go to snack palace!
[The other whiskers pups agree. They get off the bus and head to snack palace]
Houdini and Frank: Welcome to snack palace!
Nugget:Mummy told me you two were enimies
[Frank and Houdini have a flashback]
"no you get out and go back to roving!"
Fight begins, Houdini wins, Frank gets kicked out Blablabla
End of flashback
Houdini:Well, we've gotten over that, right Frank?
Frank: [In a sarcastic voice]Of course we have [Fakely smiles]
[Houdini lunges at him and a fight starts]
Flashman: Well, let's see what there is
Nugget:I'll take some Geko pops!
Beaker:Ant suprise please!
Juno:Ooh, I want some fried and freezed scorpion sticks!
Flashman:Can I have some millipede lollies?
Pickle:Some beetle larvae candy plese!
Chips:I'll have some beetle mash please!
Savuka:I want some scorpion fritters!
[The pups have their snacks and enjoy them.]
Savuka:Do you want to go to the riverside wall? There may be something cool to do there.
[They head to the riverside wall. There, Nugget sees Big si's army selection course]
Nugget:I want to enter the army!
[The others agree, although Beaker is a bit scared]
Nugget:It's okay Beaker, you can do it
Beaker:Alright then I'll do it
6. Army school
Big si: Alright ladies! Do you know why you're here?
Savuka:Because we signed up?
Big si:[Slowly]Nooo[eyes slide another way]
Big si:Alright! But you chose yourselves in the army!
[Beaker glares at Nugget behind Big si's back]
Big si: Now! there will be just a week until a chose just 20 of you 100 meerkats! There will be harsh excerzises so you will be strong! You will be fast! You will be...
Nugget:[Interrupting] This isn't a movie!
Big si: Get down and give me 50 soldier!
[Nugget does 50 pushups in just an hour]
[Big si growls]
Big si:Alright! Let's get going
[The first excerzise is a running excerzise involving holding a heavy pack on your back]
[Nugget excells in this excerzise, along with Juno, Savuka, Flashman, Chips and even Pickle. Beaker, however tumbles just two steps from the starting line]
[Beaker starts to cry]
Big si:Shut up and get running soldier!
[Beaker gets up and runs, still crying]
7. Contacts for the trainees
[Nugget and Beaker are video chatting their mother]
Nugget: Hi Mummy!
Rocket dog: Hello my little warrior!
Beaker: [All bruised and sobbing] hello Mummy!
Rocket dog: Baby, what's wrong?
Beaker: Nugget and the other pups excell at the excerzicises and I fail!
Rocket dog: Oh Beaker, it doesn't matter wether you fail!
Beaker:[Crying] Yes it does!
Rocket dog: Oh Beaker, never give up. Keep thinking you can do it!
Beaker: But I can't!
Rocket dog: Ooh! It's time for my dominants tea party bye! [Rocket dog signs off]
[Juno signs up onto his video chating sight. Amira[Rita for the Americans] is on the other side.]
Juno: Hi mummy!
Amira: Oh my son! You don't know how much I miss you!
Juno: You never loved me until I was almost taken by a hawk!
Amira: I love you now!
Juno: Now[Starts crying] You didn't love me when you saved me!
Amira: Of course I..[Juno signs off and runs crying] Oh Juno
[Flashman, Pickle, Chips and Savuka are video chatting to Sophie]
The pups: Hi Mummy!
Sophie: Hello my babies!
Savuka: How's your dominants tea party?!
Sophie: How did you know about that?!
Flashman: Nugget and Beaker told us!
Sophie: No they didn't!
Pickle: Yes they did!
Sophie: Fine! [ The pups see the tea party. There are dominants and stuffed animals]
Zorro: Would you like another spot of tea Miss Puffy?
[The pups have to sign off after Zorro punches the camera when he finds out what they're doing.]
8. The final trial
[Nugget is warming up by doing an "eight kilometre run". His biggest rival, Piglet, is watching.]
Nugget: Just two more kilometres Nugget!
Piglet [Thoughts] More like four kilometres!
[Meanwhile, in the girls cabin, Beaker is crying. Pickle is highly disturbed by this.]
Pickle: Beaker, will you be quiet!
[Beaker cries louder.]
Pickle: Beaker, I told you to be quiet!
[Beaker cries even louder.]
Pickle: For the last time, SHUT UP!
[Beaker cries so loud, the entire girls cabin falls on the pups. Pickle and Yara scramble out of the rubble.]
Pickle: That's it! Where is she?!
Yara: There she is!
[Beaker's cries are so loud, all of Star Manor is shaking. Nugget, who has finished his "eight kilometre run" and Juno are rolling on the ground laughing.]
Nugget: Oh my god! My sister's cries have eliminated the girls!
Juno: I know! One little tiny girl made such a big mess!
[Beaker stops crying while the boys still laugh, even harder than before. Her eyes go wild.]
Beaker: Nugget!!! Juno!!!
[Nugget and Juno stop laughing.]
[The two boys run as Beaker goes on a mad rampage in search of them again. Pickle and Yara stare on, mouths and eyes wide open.]
More to come! Will Beaker get Nugget and Juno? Will Big si do something about the cabin? Will Piglet's rivalry with Nugget escalate? Find out soon!